Every grain of sand in the hourglass



dicksplit:

holding in a fart all day and finally getting home

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direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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cali-tropics:

tropical x

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I’d love to be a vampire. It’d be lovely to be a vampire, wouldn’t it? You’d get to be ancient and eternal, a creature of the night. And vampires get away with murder, quite literally.” — Tom Hiddleston


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graphrofberk:

HTTYD / ParallelsI looked at him… and I saw myself.


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toocooltobehipster:

reason for divorce: i asked them what’s up and they said the sky

Mom’s response: Not his dick, that’s for sure.

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mishasminions:

freakinmi:

I love Marvel movies. 

oH MY GOD


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dutchster:

when people are having a conversation on your post

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